This is the most rediculous thing I have ever heard of. I can’t believe that you would promote something like this for people who are already full of themselves.
It’s almost as rediculous (sic) as your spelling Clarkey.
A Message from ‘Clarkey’ June 29, 2006
Rankings released! June 28, 2006
View the: Hottest potential members
Also…
Have you evolved, or are you still a chimp… find out.
College Humor is Hot! June 28, 2006
College Humor linked to Darwin Dating a few hours ago and we’ve had a stack of new applicants to the site.
We’ve put together a press release and posted it to PRweb. It will be interesting to see if anything comes of it. Check it out here.
We’ve made some changes to the admin section of the site so that applicants can log in and see how they’re going. Applicants will be receiving an email with a link to a page they can forward to their friends to vote for them.
An email from ‘Brian’ June 28, 2006
Oops. Looks like you guys got your scientists a little mixed
up. Darwin was the guy who came up with the theory of natural
selection, meaning that organisms with traits more suited to their
environment survived and evolved, and those who didn’t died out.
Naturally. Get it? What you guys are doing falls in line with the
theory of eugenics, devised by Darwins’ cousin, Sir Francis Galton.
This is the idea of intentionally pairing people with (supposed)
superior genetic traits and forcing a (supposed) superior result.
Another guy who really liked Galtons’ theories was Adolf Hitler, who
tried to take (supposed) undesirable genetic elements out of the mix
entirely. But since you don’t seem to discriminate against races or
ethnicities, “Hitler Dating” would probably be a bit of a stretch. At
the very least “Galton Dating” would be more accurate. And maybe
you’d attract some good-looking intelligent people who know what
they’re talking about to your dating pool. Oops, forgot. There’s no
such thing. If you’re still reading this, I’m impressed. Quite a lot
of big words in there, huh?
Sorry Brian, only made it halfway. You sound ugly.
Interpreting what people write on (other) dating websites June 25, 2006
Here are some real female headlines we found on other dating websites, and our interpretations of what each one really means!
“Down-to-earth girl looking for a nice guy”… means, “I’m really fat, but I’m not delusional about it. I want to meet someone who is as equally desperate.”
“Trying something new to find guys who i can have a decent conversation with”… means “I have large breasts.”
“Looking to meet new people, trying something different”… means, “My life sucks right now. I’m open to having sex in public.”
“No more sleazy bars for me!”… means, “I’ve been to lots of sleazy bars in my time… and I still didn’t get lucky. I’m hoping things will change via email.”
“I love the beach and outdoors”… means, “I went outdoors once… to the beach. I liked it, but I still prefer playing with my computer.”
“I’m a ray of sunshine inside & out”… means, “I am moody. If you enjoy getting sunburnt occasionally, please contact me!”
“Hi, my name is Julie.”… means, “My name is Peter. I love dressing up in my wife’s panties.”
“Looking for something real”… means, “Looking for meaningless sex on a regular basis.”
“I don’t normally do this but what have I got to lose?!”… means, “My dignity was already in tatters.”
“I hate cheesy headlines”… means, “I’m an empty tank of gas when it comes to creativity.”
“I’m open minded”… means, “I met a gay person once.”
“cos life’s so good it’s worth sharing”… means, “Gees, I’m advertising myself on this sleazy dating website. DID YOU REALLY THINK MY LIFE WAS GOOD?”
“I’m like no other she’s a cape wearin’ girl from a land of fancy”… means, hmm, actually we don’t know what this one means. It’s just weird.
Of course, you’re not going to see this sort of desperation on darwindating.com
Real submissions June 23, 2006
We are constantly amused at some of the photos that get submitted to the site. Here are some of the ones so far:
Tempting offers… not! June 23, 2006
Of course, as soon as your website starts to get a bit of traffic, every dodgy marketer starts to smell you out. We received very tempting offers these last few days:
Hello Webmaster ,
[We are] a leading internet marketing company and marketing agent…
Our client… is an adult affiliate program that promote penis enlargement products. We saw your website: http://darwindating.com and we are interested to work together.
No thanks.
We also received one from a Russian bride service. The women on their site are sexy – we’ll give them that much – but not really bona fide Darwin Dating users.
Ready for takeoff… June 22, 2006
With Darwin Dating up and running for nearly a fortnight now, excitement is in the air. Keep your eyes out in the near future for:
1. A step up in the advertising campaign of Darwin Dating (this may include amongst other things short advertising videos)
2. The results of voting for the first group of FULL Darwin Dating members. Have you made the cut? Were you rejected? Stay tuned to the site for details!
The Red hair and freckles challenge June 17, 2006
The gauntlet was recently thrown down by Darwin Dating in relation to red hair and freckles. Can someone be hot whilst having both of these attributes? Under the topic Some reactions to the site… the attached picture of Lindsay Lohan was given as an example of an attractive red-head with freckles. Her hair is dyed brown and her make-up completely hides any freckles she may have. What do we take from this? If you have red hair and freckles, the only way to look attractive is by hiding them.
On another note, if Lindsay Lohan were to apply to Darwin Dating, we wouldn’t reject her 
A Misplaced Concept? June 17, 2006
With press and stories about Darwin Dating starting to spread, a number of comments, criticisms and suggestions have surfaced from web surfers. One in particular continues to come up:
"Why would attractive people need to join a Dating website? Surely they already attract enough attention."
The question is quite valid. This is our thinking:
1. Hot people can still find it difficult to find other hotties
2. Attractive people do get alot of attention but it's often from people they're not interested in
3. Some people find it difficult to approach attractive people and talk to them
4. Sometimes hot people stick clear of pubs and nightclubs, because they're sick of being leered at
5. Hot people have insecurities about themselves as well
6. Everyone loves an ego boost and acceptance to Darwin Dating gives that
Most importantly, it can be incredibly fun to chat and flirt over the web!
