From Darwin Dating:
Dear Jason,
Welcome to the harsh reality of life, you are not attractive enough to make it onto Darwin Dating and probably aren’t very attractive, period!
There are plenty of other ugly people out there and we have proof. Many people who have applied for membership have been rejected. ‘Successful’ people like Russell Crowe, George W. Bush, Venus and Serena Williams and Margaret Thatcher would never have been made members, so maybe there is still some hope for you.
There are plenty of products out there that may help reduce your ugliness. Try a few of these: hair gel, contact lenses, soap.
All the best with your ugliness!
From Jason:

Good site Good site Good site
Whoa, i have always thought that ‘beutiful’ people DO NOT need stuff like dating sites at all…but it seems like I’m mistaken.Do you realize, how many photos might be enhanced with photoshop to match your weird criteria:>?And there are no general rules how pretty one should look.I know many people who wear ‘nerdy glasses’ and look very attractive with that ‘flaw’.This goes for having ‘big’ nose too-could you call michelle trachtenberg an ugly girl?nayway, even if you really think that sb’s ugly , try to be a bit nicer while telling this even if we all know that you’re humorous.
[...] Darwin Dating: Hier kommt nur rein, wer wirklich gut aussieht. Klar, vor allem wer plant mit der/dem Zukünftigen eine Familie zu gründen, will sich ja den eigenen Stammbaum nicht mit schlechten Genen versauen. Am Ende haben die Kinder noch Sommersprossen oder , Gott bewahre, rote Haare. Hässliche Gesichtsgrotten und unförmige Körper werden deshalb gleich mit der ihnen gebührenden Respektlosigkeit zurückgewiesen. [...]
Even if I don’t make the cut (Although I’m pretty damn confident) I support the brutal rejection of uggo’s.
Obviously, this site is for stupid people only.