I was reading Jane magazine at work today. They mentioned a website called Darwin Dating. This is amazing. It is an exclusive online dating club, where other exemplary members of the gene pool decide, through voting a la Hot or Not, if you should be able to join and mate with them.
I have submitted my picture. If I get rejected, I will send them another one with myself in a bra, which should do the trick.
That’s great if you’re hot, but please, no bra shots if you don’t meet criteria 1 of our rules.