You’re cute Taylor, but you should try again in about 2023 when you’re 18!
Taylor applies to Darwin Dating. April 11, 2007
Darwin Dating to Dean:
Welcome to the harsh reality of life, you are not attractive enough to make it onto Darwin Dating and probably aren’t very attractive, period!
There are plenty of other ugly people out there and we have proof. Many people who have applied for membership have been rejected. ‘Successful’ people like Russell Crowe, George W. Bush, Venus and Serena Williams and Margaret Thatcher would never have been made members, so maybe there is still some hope for you.
There are plenty of products out there that may help reduce your ugliness. Try a few of these: hair gel, contact lenses, soap.
All the best with your ugliness!
Dean to Darwin Dating:
“how bout u fuck of”
“Name: Suzy fuckin Q
Message: I think this is the most thoroughly discusting waste of human braincells I have ever seen. You people should be fuckin shot. I think a more inportant use of “natural selection” would be to take the shallow, stupid, vain people like you and drown them before they can inflence anyone else to be as fuckin stupid as you. You are everything thats wrong in this world. Choke and die. Thanks!!! :)”