Darwin Dating to Johnny:
Welcome to the harsh reality of life, you are not attractive enough to make it onto Darwin Dating and probably aren’t very attractive, period!
There are plenty of other ugly people out there and we have proof. Many people who have applied for membership have been rejected. ‘Successful’ people like Russell Crowe, George W. Bush, Venus and Serena Williams and Margaret Thatcher would never have been made members, so maybe there is still some hope for you.
There are plenty of products out there that may help reduce your ugliness. Try a few of these: hair gel, contact lenses, soap.
All the best with your ugliness!
Johnny to Darwin Dating:
BE ASSURED I AM GOING TO DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO HAVE THIS SITE CLOSED DOWN AND LEGAL ACTION TAKEN AGAINST YOU TO HAVE YOU PROSECUTED. I SHALL BE TAKING THIS EMAIL TO MY SOLICITORS. I STRONGLY ADVISE YOU TO FUCKING CONSULT YOUR OWN LEGAL TEAM.
SEE YOU IN COURT, YOU PACK OF FUCKING CUNTS.
We’re not quite sure how Johnny plans to shut us down given no laws have been broken. After receiving this email we are certainly very thankful that our members didn’t let this crazy psycho in!
(Note: Johnny isn’t his real name)