The DarwinDating.com Blog

…online dating minus ugly people

To Our Members: Well Done Rejecting This Guy! August 3, 2007

Filed under: General — darwindating @ 10:29 pm

Darwin Dating to Johnny:

Dear Johnny,

Welcome to the harsh reality of life, you are not attractive enough to make it onto Darwin Dating and probably aren’t very attractive, period!

There are plenty of other ugly people out there and we have proof. Many people who have applied for membership have been rejected. ‘Successful’ people like Russell Crowe, George W. Bush, Venus and Serena Williams and Margaret Thatcher would never have been made members, so maybe there is still some hope for you.

There are plenty of products out there that may help reduce your ugliness. Try a few of these: hair gel, contact lenses, soap.

All the best with your ugliness!

www.darwindating.com

Johnny to Darwin Dating:

BE ASSURED I AM GOING TO DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO HAVE THIS SITE CLOSED DOWN AND LEGAL ACTION TAKEN AGAINST YOU TO HAVE YOU PROSECUTED. I SHALL BE TAKING THIS EMAIL TO MY SOLICITORS. I STRONGLY ADVISE YOU TO FUCKING CONSULT YOUR OWN LEGAL TEAM.

SEE YOU IN COURT, YOU PACK OF FUCKING CUNTS.

We’re not quite sure how Johnny plans to shut us down given no laws have been broken. After receiving this email we are certainly very thankful that our members didn’t let this crazy psycho in!

(Note: Johnny isn’t his real name)

 

Good or bad? July 16, 2007

Filed under: General — darwindating @ 12:26 pm

We’re not up on our Italian, so can’t interpret the full story, but we’re guessing from the picture that it’s not positive…  😛

Nazi Dating

 

A Darwin Dating First!

Filed under: General — darwindating @ 12:02 pm

Charles

Darwin Dating:

“Charles Darwin was a genius, but unfortunately very ugly. It is ironic that he wouldn’t be able to join Darwin Dating!”

An anonymous visitor:

“It is ironic that if we bred out all the intelligent people then websites like this wouldn’t even be possible.”

Correct me if i’m wrong, but are you calling us intelligent for building this site?! Ok, maybe you are calling Charles intelligent… It can be read either way so we’ll take the first interpretation. Thanks, it makes a nice change from the normal comments! 😀

 

Sam the Hot and Creative Man! May 21, 2007

Filed under: General — darwindating @ 10:34 am

This from the profile of one of our members Sam:

There once lived a young man named Sam,
Who breezed through the Darwin exam,
If you like what you see,
Then get hold of me,
By email (failing that…tel-e-gram)

As you can see, not only are Darwin Dating members hot, but they are creative too! Ladies, Sam lives in London and is looking for hotties between the ages of 18-28!

 

Ugly Justin May 16, 2007

Filed under: General — darwindating @ 10:12 am

Darwin Dating:

“Dear Justin, welcome to the harsh reality of life, you are not attractive enough to make it onto Darwin Dating and probably aren’t very attractive, period!

There are plenty of other ugly people out there and we have proof. Many people who have applied for membership have been rejected. ‘Successful’ people like Russell Crowe, George W. Bush, Venus and Serena Williams and Margaret Thatcher would never have been made members, so maybe there is still some hope for you.

There are plenty of products out there that may help reduce your ugliness. Try a few of these: hair gel, contact lenses, soap.All the best with your ugliness!

Justin:

“I f***ed your mother”

Nice try, but my mother has taste. 🙂

 

Thanks Mark

Filed under: General — darwindating @ 9:54 am

We get a lot of emails from our members requesting this and that.  We thought we’d post this one in an effort to encourage more ugly people to be honest.

Mark: “Fellas – could you delete my account please…I’ve recently had horribly disfiguring facial surgery and my pic now looks nothing like me…”

Darwin Dating: “Mark, I have deleted your account.  Thanks for letting us know, the last thing we want on the site is horribly disfigured people, your honesty is appreciated.  Yours in hot people, Darwin Dating.”

Even though you are obviously quite ugly, you should be proud Mark.  The hot members of Darwin Dating thank you.

 

The Red Hair Rule May 15, 2007

Filed under: General — darwindating @ 9:31 am

Our rule against red hair and freckles appears to have sparked a bit of a debate.
This from Kate:

“Certain shades of red hair (ie, dark auburn) are, in fact, hot- but only for the ladies! I understand keeping the orange-haired men off of your site, but not this whole blanket ban of red hair/freckles. I suggest that you amend that rule the way you did the fishnet stocking one. Thanks!” (link added by DD).

About 2 weeks ago we heard from Rob:

Rob: “The Red Hair Rule is a bit grey. I got red hair, I’m also hot…and buff. Its not that rosey ginger bright carrot red, its more…auburn’ish, but it is still rightly ‘redhair. This rule should specify the severity of red hair. Just a suggestion”

DD: “Hi Rob, You make a fair point. I suggest you upload your photo and we can let the members decide whether auburnish hair can make it. If you make it in I will adjust the rules accordingly. 🙂 Yours in hot people, Darwin Dating”

Rob: “Haha, good stuff.”

And that’s the last we heard from Rob. Did he make it? I guess not… yep, the rule still stands. 🙂