The Blog

…online dating minus ugly people

Traffic = Hate Mail May 15, 2007

Filed under: General — darwindating @ 9:27 am

Darwin Dating has received a bit of traffic of late and with traffic comes hate mail! Hooray!

Some of the better quotes:

“i have no words… you are going to whatever you beliefs constitutes as hell when you die. fucken nazis.”

“Listing red hair as an ugly characteristic makes you ugly and stupid, worst of all RACIST PIGS”

“Did you hear the one about the retarded dating site that tries to impose its view of beauty on everyone else? What, you dont believe me? Well, its true. Apparently, they won’t accept anyone with, for example, red hair or freckles. They don’t seem to realise that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, which means they have absolutely no fucking right to decide what it is on behalf of anyone else. They fail to realise that some people find red hair ATTRACTIVE, for example. They fail to realise that not everyone thinks anyone wider than a hair is an eyesore. They fail to realise that some people find botox-induced statuism disgusting. Yes, I know, I found it hard to believe too, I was astonished that such morons actually exist.”

How ugly do you reckon these 3 are?


Dog Ugly Submission May 14, 2007

Filed under: General — darwindating @ 11:55 am

Dog Ugly

Even for a dog you’re ugly.


Some Attractive Media…

Filed under: General — darwindating @ 11:21 am

The UK Metro is hot, the Chicago Tribune is hot (tho a little less so cause u have to register to read their articles) and even New Scientist is hot!


Science Geeks Bag Darwin Dating :)

Filed under: General — darwindating @ 11:02 am

Mr. PZ Myers and his friends at scienceblogs claim that Darwin Dating has no scientific merit. While technically they might be right, their thoughts makes for some interesting reading:

“What’s really ironic is that Charles Darwin was brilliant, held deep friendships throughout his life, was a caring and devoted husband and doting father, and he was rich, yet a site that claims to have an algorithm for finding excellent mates admits that it would reject him.”

Damn straight, he was so ugly he married his cousin!

“don’t knock this ‘Darwin Dating’ site; it’s self-selecting, and it keeps some really shallow people where they belong… in the shallow end of the gene pool”

Haha, don’t really have a comeback to that other than our members are HOT!

“Sites like this make me wish I was a hacker.”

Haha, I guess we’re glad you’re not!

“Any dating site that isn’t intended for singles living in the area in and around Darwin, Australia (or any other state/country) shouldn’t call itself this unless they want to be ridiculed. Apparently for them, intelligence isn’t a trait worth selecting for…”

Err, it doesn’t appear to be a trait your parents thought was worth selecting for either, Darwin = Charles Darwin. I thought science geeks were smart?

“Ironically, infertility doesn’t merit a banning from the site. So it doesn’t seem they follow through on their lame reasoning. “

Do you want to collect the sperm samples so we can check each applicant?


Taylor applies to Darwin Dating. April 11, 2007

Filed under: General — darwindating @ 3:55 am

You’re cute Taylor, but you should try again in about 2023 when you’re 18!



Nice One Dean!

Filed under: General — darwindating @ 3:49 am

Darwin Dating to Dean: 

“Dear Dean,
Welcome to the harsh reality of life, you are not attractive enough to make it onto Darwin Dating and probably aren’t very attractive, period!

There are plenty of other ugly people out there and we have proof. Many people who have applied for membership have been rejected. ‘Successful’ people like Russell Crowe, George W. Bush, Venus and Serena Williams and Margaret Thatcher would never have been made members, so maybe there is still some hope for you.

There are plenty of products out there that may help reduce your ugliness. Try a few of these: hair gel, contact lenses, soap.

All the best with your ugliness!”

Dean to Darwin Dating:

“how bout u fuck of”



A Friendly Email From Suzy :)

Filed under: General — darwindating @ 3:45 am

“Name: Suzy fuckin Q
Message: I think this is the most thoroughly discusting waste of human braincells I have ever seen. You people should be fuckin shot. I think a more inportant use of “natural selection” would be to take the shallow, stupid, vain people like you and drown them before they can inflence anyone else to be as fuckin stupid as you. You are everything thats wrong in this world. Choke and die. Thanks!!! :)”